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A New Jersey landscaper was "pulled into" a woodchipper called the "Intimidator" at a cemetery, shredding the man to death after the "defective" machine malfunctioned, a lawsuit from his family says.
lawandcrime.comI recently found a creepypasta that was, for a while, lost media. I had originally read it on /x/ around 2009, and while I didn’t remember the specifics, I remember one scene vividly: a guy murders a woman by stuffing her feet first into a woodchipper. The idea was that the woman would suffer in agony until she died. That extra level of cruelty always haunted me, which is probably why this story would pop into my head every so often for years to come. I would try to look it up from time to...
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citizenfreepress.comA tree worker was killed when he was pulled into a woodchipper January 28, 2025, in Ocean Ridge, Fla. The man was an employee of a tree company working on the property of the town hall and the police department when the incident occurred, according to a WPEC 24 News report.
tcimag.tcia.orgA business owner in Virginia faces criminal charges in connection with the death of a 14-year-old in a wood chipper. The owner was also the teen's uncle and SafetyNewsAlert.com Occupational safety and health news for workplace safety professionals.
www.safetynewsalert.comInvestigators described the scene as “horrific” when they attended the scene in November last year but originally treated the incident as an accident. Spread the loveSee Full Post >>
manlytoday.com.auA teenager has been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder and depression brought on by an incident in which his foot was mangled by a poorly-maintained wood-chipper.
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